How do you even start this thing? 

Okay. Hi, I’m Patricia. Most people call me Pat. I like boy names for girls. I’m 20 and on my last year of university so I’m the one hunched over their computer in the library, pretending to write their dissertation but really, doing anything else but. When I’m not doing school work, I am obsessing over a show, a pair, a person, a song or something. I am an obsessive person full of flail and squee. You will find that my life revolves around one obsession to another. 

I am unequivocally mediocre. I am shameless. I am insecure. I can be pretentious and inappropriate. If you talk to me, I’ll most likely take that as an invite to be your friend and I’ll act as if I’ve known you for forever. 

Noel Fielding is my spirit animal.

This is my LiveJournal account but it’s on temporary inactivation at the moment. 

This is my fic journal and it’s not inactive but from the frequency of my posting it might as well be. 

Fandoms: 

• Merlin
• BBC Sherlock
• Doctor Who 
• Cabin Pressure
• Queer As Folk

Ships: 

• Arthur/Merlin (Merlin)
• Bradley/Colin (Merlin RPS)
• John/Sherlock (Sherlock)
• Brian/Justin (QAF)
• Amy/Rory (Doctor Who)
• Eleven/TARDIS (Doctor Who)
• Martin Crieff/Happiness (Cabin Pressure)
• Danno/Steve (Hawaii Five-0)
• Arthur/Eames (Inception)
• David/Mary Margaret and Prince Charming/Snow White (Once Upon A Time)
• Benedict Cumberbatch/Colin Morgan/Me (In My Dreams)

As you may have noticed, I do ship same sex pairs. This blog is LGBT friendly and I post/reblog a lot of entries depicting homosexuality (give or take 98%?) so if that kind of thing offends you, there’s the exit and unfollow button. I’m not going to tolerate homophobia here (or any kind of hate). 

My life is ran by lists.

• I read an indecent amount of fics. Mostly Arthur/Merlin, Bradley/Colin and John/Sherlock. 
• I am perpetually besotted with Benedict Cumberbatch and Colin Morgan (listed in alphabetical order because you cannot make me choose asdfghjkl!). 
• I like my men in three-piece suits, sharp and well-tailored. 
• Most of the time I like to think I’m being clever with my sarcastic comments and nerdy references. But usually it just makes me sound like a smart arse which is, perhaps, not something I should preen about. 
• I have the attention span of a gold fish. 
• I love puppies especially the cute fluffy ones but I’m not allowed to have one because I’m asthmatic. 
• One day I will own a pet hedgehog and call it John Watson.

personal tag = personal posts; easy enough to deduce, I reckon. ;)

ETA: This is my wife. I love her because she makes GIFs of my face, mainly. Hahaha. No, but really. We’re soulmates (Arthur to my Merlin, Sherlock to my John, that kind of thing) and one day when she’s done going ‘round Europe, she’ll pick me up and we’ll live in New York City. :D

*lol this is a homage to Danno; I don’t usually use such words in normal conversations. Troll. ;)