•  [Miley Cyrus on the radio]


• Me: Did you hear that Miley Cyrus is engaged?


• Mum: Yeah? To whom?


• Me: To Thor's brother.


• My brother: Loki?


• Me: NO NO NO! I RETRACT WHAT I SAID. OH GOD NO. NO NO NO ASDFGHKL!

11 months ago with 2 notes
this is what i get for thinking i'm being clever, shit backfires, personal, family, no1 currs,